A Disdain of Poetry - Part of a Play
"To write a poem is to hide from your fears. Sure, your words are flowered and fluffed with silly similes and melodic metaphors... But for what? Why not write out your thoughts in a plain, full-lined manner? (As any fair man might do.) Because you are afraid! You hide behind your rhyming rhetoric and ambiguous alliteration because you fear that they will disagree! You make them strip away your babbling bark so that only your most dedicated and trustworthy readers will know your secrets! Well, hear me now, and hear me well, I disdain your methods and spit on your "pieces of art" and until the day the grim reaper takes me like a stand of wheat I will always hate poetry ."